Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Lizzy Libs, or: Thin Lizzy are my favorite band.

///AND now for
The Mad Libs version of CGM///




I asked Lizzy for:

A city/location
A color
A famous person
A type of food
An adjective
Another color
A mode of transportation
A person you admire
Another type of food
Another adjective
Another location
Another color
Another mode of transport
A favorite activity
A time of the year/season/holiday...

And here is the story that follows based on our collective brain signals and vibratory transmissions.///

The city of Beirut is the capital of Lebanon. The falafels over there resemble A Mauvy Shade of Pinky Russet, the type of color that Sylvia Plath wrote about when she wasn’t entranced by Lollipops or the summer’s Crinkly air. Amber hallucinations are prevalent, and the Piggyback Ride that one can take along the many waterways and through various attractions and wonderments are best done on the back of Charmaine. Porridge is a difficult breakfast item to obtain, and once acquired, you are looking at a Lukewarm bowl for chow time. Under Mike’s Bed in the old port, there exists a Violet container, a Pirate Ship of yesteryear that contains all the jewels and secrets of the Hellenistic period, and yet still, Putting Pennies on Railroad Tracks in Autumn is the favored activity for fun lovers.



Lizzy is someone who makes me smile almost daily, and we’ve never even met.!!! Aaaaand, that's Charmaine on the right!!!^^

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Tara James and her Fancy Frames!




Tara is an incredibly powerful bright light. When you see her in public, she is shining. She takes really nice photos and makes super artworks.

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CGM: I have this vision of you being at a convenience store and it's getting robbed, and you just kinda tap the would be dude and say, "umm, hey, could you not rob this store?" with a smile and a laugh, and then the guy would put his gun down, start crying, and run out of the shop...how would you handle that situation irl?

TJ: In real life, I would cower behind the chips in terror.

CGM: If someone gave you a bunch of money, enough to go anywhere in the world on an extravagant vacation, but you had to be back in one week, where would you go? So, blingin' times...

TJ: Brazil! Rainforest, colours, dancing, latin music, beaches, textiles, smokin' hot Brazilians, exotic birds.

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CGM: How has being a cute girl helped you irl or online? Does your cuteness ever fail you?

TJ: Online, I think it has helped me in promoting photography/art. People like to look at cute people and to see what cute people are up to. In real life, I don't really think much about how it has helped me...Maybe I think more about how my charming personality and wit helps me, ha.

Every so often cuteness fails when you run into one of those demanding middle-aged women that are ready to slaughter anyone and everyone in their path.

CGM: Those ladies are problematic for so many reasons!! Their negative energy is super awful and lacerating, yeah. So who would you say is your biggest influence on your supremely witty personality? Is it a bunch of cooler older ladies that you knew, or is it built in?

TJ: Haha, that was sarcasm! But the wit that I do have is built in I think. I don't know where it came from.

I was just reminded - speaking of of cooler older ladies, when I was in Laos, I saw this super cool older women - thick black glasses rims, colourful clothes, mad style. I tried to sneak photos of her. I hope that I'm as cool as she looks when I'm her age.

CGM: Lookin' up!! SWEET, thanks Tara...anything else?

TJ: My anything else is a book suggestion: A Confederate General from Big Sur by Richard Brautigan.

TJ is such a wicked nickname, right?

Monday, April 19, 2010

YOGA///Begin



It seems like a lot of folks around here are gettin' into it! I do a bit of this, and a lot of T'ai Chi. Cass Naumann is a(n obviously) multitalented lady doin' some rad practicing here. NOW/// YOU Get into it!

BE SWELL WORLD///





I have another pal named Cass, she does yoga.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Taryn, Tasteful and Taking!


Taryn and the Unicorn

One day Taryn met a for real life unicorn. She came across the unicorn while it was sick, so she fed it beer and Fruit Loops. The unicorn became Taryn's guardian angel, but in this dimension, not in Unicornland. Beer made the unicorn vivacious, and Fruit Loops brand cereal allowed the unicorn to absorb the goodness of the beer, which was not Pabst. All the flowers in the land of unicorn came into the universe and sprayed Taryn with a magical supercolourful gel that wards off all evilz. The unicorn pushed on into the night, one night in the future, and it never forgot Taryn, and all the love that she bathed the babely one-horned horse type in. Then she graduated from art school and lived happily ever after.

This story is brought to you by Kale, organic and revitalizing. Photo by the author.

Monday, February 15, 2010

MYSTERY CUTE GIRL #002



Oh hi, yeah, you with nothing but a polaroid and the best tights ever and those anklets, or cuffs (??!)...wow. Yeah, hi, yeah, you!! What're you readin' these days? Wanna walk around? OK, see you next summer!!

New interview soon, I swear...

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

BRAND NEW AWWESOME LADY ROCKING TIMES #1///Warpaint


OH HEY, this video, and the tune after, killing my brain with gorgeous epiphany and LA even. YOU LIKE NOW



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B I L L I E H O L I D A Y



They have myspaces!!!


Someone get me to a show now!!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

MYSTERY CUTE GIRL #001




Who are you, and why don't you teach the rest of the womyn how to be? Everyone wants to know!!

I'll make posts like this in between interviews while I wait for the lord of awesome ladies to provide me with another subject for blogging.